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hey guys. im torrey. Get fucking used to it.

city-of-demise:

Not all Americans:

• are fat
• like McDonald’s
• like meat
• drink coffee

All Americans:

• PouR THEIR TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR

• HAVE A PET EAGLE

yoyosufo:

the-jaeger-pilot:

Chunk takes his education very seriously

His name is Chunk omg

yoyosufo:

the-jaeger-pilot:

Chunk takes his education very seriously

His name is Chunk omg

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

kngshxt:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

all i learned from this nudes leak debacle is that beyonce don’t fuck with jay-z like that nigga prolly in the cut waitin for pics and all he gettin is emojis

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beyonce send that nigga polaroid nudes, in a case that only open wit his finger print, by pony express and that shit burst in to flames after 4 seconds like a snapchat.

harvestheart:

Endless fields of purple flowers in foreground, Mount Fuji still capped with snow in the background.  

harvestheart:

Endless fields of purple flowers in foreground, Mount Fuji still capped with snow in the background.  

themountainboy:

eye problems are back 
eep

butt-wait:

Zoe from Dreamshots
http://butt-wait.tumblr.com

butt-wait:

Zoe from Dreamshots

http://butt-wait.tumblr.com

lieutenantstilinski:

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

I can’t breathe